"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can or can't be used to you in a cart of law. Stop Resisting! You may call a lawer if you're rich, or you can get the crappy one we have. Get in the car, mam, watch your head."
But seriously folks. You were warned ahead of time that if you look for offense here, you will find it. People do some silly things sometimes, so lighten up. Also, I don't owe you anything for this free cartoon, but I'm going to make as much money off it and it's visitors as humanly possible. Which is not much, because I'm very, very dumb.